Which Star Headline Is True

Thank goodnesss for the Windsor Star.

It has become such a hilarious newspaper. Whenever I think I am about to run out of things to say, the Star does it again to make my life easier.

Here is the same story but with two different headlines. One from the online edition and one from the published edition.

You decide whether the jobs glass is half-empty or half-full. Don't worry if you cannot....neither could the Star.

HALF EMPTY GLASS ONLINE

HALF FULL GLASS PUBLISHED