The Star/Francis Caption Contest Entries

Keep those entries coming! Here are some of the printable entries received so far. Check back periodically for Updates:

• P. T. Barnum was wrong – together, we CAN fool all of the people, all of the time
• psssst Marty - wanna hear a secret?
• Eddie says: "This pane of glass we are carrying hopefully will prove to Ed Arditti that we DO indeed have transparency at City Hall."
• Eddie: Marty...did you pay the bill back at 29 Park
  Marty: no way Eddie, you have all that MFP money...you pay!
• Eddie: Marty...you missed our in-camera meeting!
  Marty: it's okay...you can tell me about it later.
• Eddie: Hey Marty..should we build the new arena at the Trim Plant?
  Marty: Yeah...sounds good, Eddie.
• Me & my shadow…
• “I’m sorry, did you say DRTP conspiracy? Don’t mind if we do!”
• “Are you thinking what I’m thinking? I thought so! You bring back DRTP in the press, I’ll divert their attention with the Ego arena.”
• “These new imaginary trolley cars in Windsor are great! A prototype for the illusion of economic future growth and modeled after the fabricated hype about Super Bowl revenue!
• Do you think ‘DRTP will preserve our community’ followed by ‘A highly subsidized arena equals economic prosperity’ will work? It will be years before anyone figures out that the emperor has no clothes!”
• “Do you think anyone has choreography like this? When was the last time that our editorial opinion and your bureaucratic direction were out of sync? That's what I thought – And kick, and step and click your heals…”
• “All in favor of me controlling the next border location, raise your hand – Unanimous again! Now lets get the Province & the Feds to pick up the tab!”
• Ok, that's a cute pose, but I told you a thousand times already Eddie......... we just don't have a Sunshine Boy section!!.
• Psssst Marty - Strange eh - but unwrapping this banner is just the opposite of us pulling the wool over people's eyes!!
• Ok Eddie - on the count of three - lets stick up our middle fingers!!
• OK - so first we wrap up the Star building, then we move it over that big hole over there and voila - more downtown development!!
• Eddie: Wait till those West Enders find out nothing good is going to happen in their end of town
  Marty: Oh don't worry. They won't be coming after you. You will have left town by then
• Eddie: Hey Marty...did you hear we're filling Bill Docherty's hole?
  Marty: Yeah but that'll take a lot of dirt
• Eddie: Marty....we had an in-camera meeting last night
  Marty: Yeah...I know. [Fill in name of Council member] told me all about it.